10 disadvantages of big cocks


Having a monstercock is probably one of the few desires all men have in common. Wether you are gay, straight or somewhere in between it is viewed as the holy grail of masculinity. It gives instant status and people from all walks of life admire and respect you without having really accomplishing anything significant. I didn’t invent the cure for cancer, brought worldpeace or broke a new record in the Olympics and yet you often get the same treatment as the people who did.
There are many great privileges to having a big cock but all is not sunshine and rainbows in the world of monstercocks.

Here are 10 problems people with big dicks often face.

1. Touching the toilet
I often need to hold my penis when sitting down to prevent it from touching the bowl or worse, the water!
When I was traveling in the United States I noticed they have different toilets where half the bowl is filled with water, definitely not a pleasant experience when you have your dick dipping in toilet water.

2. Tearing of jeans
Granted this happened to a specific type of jeans namely the Levi 501’s that fit me very well and are regarded as one of the best fitting jeans out there, but over the years I must have torn about five quality jeans all in the crotch area. One of their logos is actually a picture of two horse pulling on the jeans in two directions as to prove how indestructable the jeans are. Guess they are no match for monstercocks.

3. Erections in public
Getting a hard on in public is embarrasing for just about anyone, but imagine having a big raging dick that desperately wants to escape its cotton prison. Luckily when you get older spontaneous erections happen less and less but I have had to learn a few clever tricks to cover up the obvious.

4. Unwanted stares
Much like having huge breasts, you can’t pick and choose who you want to stare at your penis. Instinct takes over and most people just stare without even realising it. In my case being straight, getting stares from men makes me a bit uncomfortable because I don’t know their intention but they are the majority of people staring regardless of their sexual orientation. There are plenty of women staring too but contrary to men they are very discrete about it.

5 Blowjobs are trouble
I can remember my first blowjob as it came before I even had gotten my first kiss. As much as she tried and wanted more, after a few minutes her jaws just weren’t cooperating with her. This problem occurred many times after with different women and sometimes there’s even teeth scratching. I have never gotten an orgasm from a blowjob.

6. Anal no go zone
If I’m perfectly honest I’ve never understood the fascination people have with anal sex so it doesn’t affect me as much as others but most of the girls I’ve been with were definitely curious about anal sex but not at all with a big dick destroying their insides so anal has always been a no go zone.

7. A constant sexual reminder
Growing up with a big dick is much like having your favorite toy permanently attached to your body. Imagine having your xbox, barbies whatever stuck on your body. You often get distracted by your toy because it is very present. It takes a lot of discipline ignoring your favorite toy let alone if it’s attached to your body.

8. No quickies ever
Having a monster hiding in your pants scares a lot of people and especially women. Women need foreplay to get their juices flowing regardless of your size but when you’re packing extra meat it adds up to the time spent on foreplay as well.
It is not that big a deal because the more foreplay the better the orgasm but sometimes you just want a quick fuck that lasts 10 minutes at most and it’s just not happening when big cocks are involved.

9. Hurting her insides
I have bruised a few cervixes here and there which gives a sense of pride but is also a concerning factor when having sex. Pain and pleasure are seperated by a very thin line but I won’t go deep or hard unless she is asking me to and even then I have to be carefull not to cause any long term or permanent damage. Sometimes it takes up to 3 months for the cervix to heal.

10. Being turned down
Being turned down because your penis is too big is probably one of the least hurtfull ways of getting rejected but it happens. There are women out there that absolutely love the sight of a big cock but are not interested in fucking them.

Like I said, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows but for all the trouble they cause I wouldn’t change a thing.
I will take the #bigdickproblems as they are, because the blessings far outweigh the downsides.

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